Old Mr Spencer

I went to old spencer the other day, and don't I regret it. I'm not particularly fond of old people to start with. He had terrible gripper so he was wrapped in his old Navajo blanket he bought, he gets a big bang out of buying little things like that. He was sat in a chair next to his bed, I could see his horrible bump chest, I couldn't bare to look at it. He began to lecture me about how I could do better and that I will realise when its too late, I knew it goddam but I couldn't pay attention all I could notice was his horrible chest and the strong Vicks Nose Drops Smell circulating the room. Then he asked me to pass him my exam paper, nasty trick. I got it him and he gave me another goddam lecture about my work being inadequit, then he began to read it out loud. I will never forgive him for that. I just wanted to get out, I wish I had never came.

I can't believe what them phoneys at Pency Prep did to me! Kicking me out of their crumby school when my family paid good money! Goddam I know I ain't the best but and I didn't try my hardest but least I ain't phoney!
I was only passing in one subject, English. I guess that runs in my family, my brother D.B is a famous screen writer now. He didn't used to be he just wrote stories for us my favourite was "The Seceret Goldfish", until them phoney movie makers got hold of him. It Killed me.
Anyway back to that goddam school, I'm so annoyed! Its not like I had many friends there, I never do but at least they could have given me a decent goodbye. The only person who seemed to care was old Mr Spencer, he seemed a lil' disappointed in me but at least he said goodbye.

How I Got Here.......

I can't believe what they did to me. I know I'm not the smartest kid, but least I aint a phoney. They said I'm bringing the grade average down, but my family paid good money for this, they can't kick me out! I know I aint got many friends thier but at least I tried, those godam phoneys! I know I can do better if I try, but at least I'm passing in English.